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Friday, August 3, 2012

The Bottom

Posted on 3:18 AM by Unknown
Devin Faraci at BAD has dug up something pretty spectacularly awful - possibly the worst thing you'll see on the internet today. A confluence of awful things in the popular culture mixed together in such a way as to feel like a parody... except its all horribly, horribly real.

"Diggity Dave" - some kind of personality from "Pimp My Ride" - has apparently been making a Nolan-Batman fan-film and has taken to "talking it up" recently with an incredible claim: The Aurora Massacre shooter was "obsessed" with the project and contacted Mr. Diggity personally prior to his rampage. I... can't decide if it's worse if thats a lie or the truth. I'm not going to embed the video, go watch it on BAD b/c they deserve the traffic - those cats work hard.

The premise: Batman has been shot dead, and a random troubled street-punk pilfers his mask and armor to take up the mantle... only now, New Batman uses guns. Commenters at BAD have dubbed him "Emocore Juggalo Batman," which is wholly accurate but doesn't begin to describe just how terrible this thing looks - it's almost a parody of it's subgenre, right down to the clear influence of "Boondock Saints." Watch at your own risk...
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